Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Colonel Sanders Reports for Duty: UN Confused, Distraught


Thanks to Spencer, our resident libertarian, for this gem. Apparently a Colonel Sanders (that's the KFC guy) imposter got a little handshake action from Ali Treki, the President of the UN General Assembly, last week, in what seemed to be a suspiciously easy imitation of Yes-Men infiltration tactics. I suppose I'd rather have Col. Sanders represent the US military industrial complex than the other links of command we have going for us, but the UN security forces are supremely apologetic and assure the international community that they will definitely, definitely not let this happen again.

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